these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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