The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
