Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
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That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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