Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
bring money and cleavage
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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