I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
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I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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