Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
