I'm going to rape someone's good day.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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