Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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