My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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