If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
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So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
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2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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