Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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