Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
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Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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