You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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