I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
sex in a hospital.. check
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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