I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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