You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
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I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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