Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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