i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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