My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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