this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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