their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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