I'll bet she douches with gravy.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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