It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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