What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think my vagina is haunted
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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