I can't watch pbs sober anymore
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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