The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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