So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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