Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
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Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
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