so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
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Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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