was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
he fucked my hip out of place.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
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