My hand turned me down
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
