just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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