if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
My vagina just recognized that song.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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