Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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