Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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