I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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