Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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