I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
please don't ironically join a cult
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