quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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