she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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