IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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