Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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