I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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