we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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