But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
