Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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