I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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