Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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