you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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