It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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