He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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